Cuddle Party

Right, so apparently there's this new show called Life & Style with Kimora Lee, the chick from E!, and a couple other people. I was chosen to comment on an issue of a new social craze called, "Cuddle Parties". Basically people pay $30 to hang with a group of total strangers, in their Pajamas, and cuddle for a few hours. As weird as this social event may seem, there are even rules and regulations! For enstence, dry humping is understandably out of order, but kissing is still alright? "Oh can I swab spit with you? But don't poke me wiith your woody." But anyhow, the "parties" were started by this guy who was a regular on a couple of soap operas. He says that is started when him and his massage therapist friend woul dhave "massage parties". Then his non-massaing friends wanted to get in on the fun, so they came up with the idea of "cuddle parties"... And that's all good and fun, but what if no one wants to cuddle with you, or your cuddle partner, whom you thought went in the other direction when the party was over, follows you home? What then? Will the soap opera host get sued? My comment on the show was basically telling the guy, " It's seems to me that you're profiting from other peoples desperations for human contact." Then he went on to explaining that 'everyone in the world needs to become more caring and open and not be afraid to touch one another' and yadda yadda yadda... Kimora was sitting next to me with the mic and asked me to comment. And she was nice and all, but it seemed she was in another world. Kinda on cloud 9 or something...just spacey. She was kinda unsociable as well. But I dunno, I kinda expected her to be a little more used to conversation. But she had the excuse that she was tired or whatever...I dunno. But she was pretty. Not georgeous. But pretty. She didnt really perk up unless the cameras were rolling or until she thanked me for my comment and for being on the show. I told her, "thank you for having me." and that would have been the end of it if I wouldnt have mentioned, "I'm glad to meet you." I tried to put on my cutest smile, and she said, "oh! nice to meet you too!" and stuck out her hand for us to shake. I guess its the simple things like that that make people happy?

But whatever. And from what I hear I was all up in the camera! But do you know what was better than that? The row of NY Firefighters who are in the 2005 calender. Beautiful! Let me tell you! There was one particular guy with a shaved head and the most georgous blue eyes I have ever seen! At one point between segments there was an empty seat in between kitty and me, and I told her to ask "blue eyes" to sit next to me. And he would have abliged, I mean, he stood up and evreything to move, but the producers told some other lady to sit there. Ah well, I guess we should have thought faster. :(

[note: kitty has been changed to protect their current existence]