All dressed up and no where (that I know of) to go...

So I've been super busy for the past few weeks and neglected to get any laundry done. So today, I'm looking rather bummy, but I don't care because I'm not dressed to impress anyone at the moment. But my BF on the other hand... You know how you have a certain set of clothes put asside for special occations? So my BF puts on his very nice suit slacks and dress shirt that I picked out for him. Now today is friday and he can never wait until then to wear his jeans to work. He can start as early as wednesday to wear his jeans, just so he can be comfortable. So when I ask him why he is wearing such a nice outfit, he tells me that since we havent done laundry in a while, he needed some slacks to wear for work...and the really nice suit slacks just so happened to be the only ones available. This sounds peculiar from a man that never dresses up outside of a fancy occation because he feels it is useless and a waste of good clothing. So then I say, "but it's friday. don't you wear jeans on friday? Heck, dont you start wearing jeans in the middle of the week?" "Yeah," he says, "But I just wanted to look nice today because I looked so bummy yesterday." Never in my whole life have I ever heard him speak concern of his appearance at work. It's work, you know. You dont care what you look like because the dress code isnt the usual clothes you wear anyway...so you just throw some casual business attire together and get the job done. But oh, not today. So he jokingly says, "I'm dressing up for my work girlfriend. You can't keep my balls in a jar forever." For those of you who dont know, my BF and I havent had sex in nearly a year and a half sue to my celibacy. Even though he made the joke, I knew he really meant it as truth. So I trudged to school this morning, with absolutely no sleep in 2 nights and a huge, degree waivering project looming over my head. And I've noticed that since my BF has been back from his week-long festival trips, he's been making quite a few jokes of the cheating matter. Quite a few more than usual. And this makes me nervous. I told kitty about it and she tells me to pay close attention to his phone calls. I would, only he's never home. He gets home when I'm getting ready for bed, and he leaves me in the morning now so that he can get to work earlier, supposedly.

I swear to god, if he's cheating he better come out with it so I can move on...

[note: kitty has been changed to protect their current existence]