Battle of the Amazons
Okay, so their not really Amazons, but they're tall models where one is perfectly slim, & the other is a bit pudgy. Princess is the pudgy one, & she's that type of girl that needs to be the center of attention at all times. Rogue is the slimmer girl who just moved into my bfs loft apt (they're about 10 deep already!) Anyhoo, they've both kinda got a liking for the Song Bird of the house. It started when Song Bird asked Princess if it would be okay if they shared a room to split the cost of rent. Princess agreed, probably thinking Song Bird had a secret crush on her (so vain, i swear!) Then Rogue & her Gimp (a couple of new rommies) decided to take up the same living arrangment.
It was obvious Rogue & Gimp were not living together as a couple, but Princess decided to plant the seed & soon it became the common thought. Once Rogue heard of this, she made the point clear. Rogue also participated in demeaning Gimp, which made it all the more clear how "not in love" with him she was. Princess was not happy about it; Neither was Gimp, bc he was secretly in love w/ Rogue! Actually Gimp is actually (not so secretly) in love w/ every kind of female he comes into proximity with (yeah, he's that type!). So then Rogue made a point to ask me about Song Bird & Princess's living situation & hoped no one thought the same for her & Gimp. Once all the dust had settled & everyone was sure of which situation was what, Song Bird announced he had just started dating a young girl that did not include any housemates. *Pfew!* So the line was set & the Amazon's hearts were settled.
Or so I thought... Rogue 1up'd Princess by recieveing a cheek plant from Song Bird as a greeting upon his arrival to the apt last night. She was the only one to request the peck. I felt the tention from Princess & Gimp before it had even happend, then satisfaction once the act was made. If you havent already noticed, I'm team Rogue! :D
Let's tally the scores, shall we?
1. Princess locks down Song Bird & plants "Rogue-hearts-Gimp" seed. Princess = 1up
2. Rogue squashed false seed & demeaned Gimp to drive the truth home. Rogue = 1up, Princess = -1
3. Song Bird announces date w/ non-roomie. Song Bird = 1up
4. Gimp wear's his heart on his sleeve & does not disprove demeaning comments. Gimp = -1
5. Rogue gets a lone cheek plant from Song Bird. Rogue = 1up
Total Tally:
Princess = 0
Rogue = 2
Song Bird = 1
Gimp = -1
Until next time...
[note: Princess, Rogue,Song Bird, and Gimp have been changed to protect their current existence]
It was obvious Rogue & Gimp were not living together as a couple, but Princess decided to plant the seed & soon it became the common thought. Once Rogue heard of this, she made the point clear. Rogue also participated in demeaning Gimp, which made it all the more clear how "not in love" with him she was. Princess was not happy about it; Neither was Gimp, bc he was secretly in love w/ Rogue! Actually Gimp is actually (not so secretly) in love w/ every kind of female he comes into proximity with (yeah, he's that type!). So then Rogue made a point to ask me about Song Bird & Princess's living situation & hoped no one thought the same for her & Gimp. Once all the dust had settled & everyone was sure of which situation was what, Song Bird announced he had just started dating a young girl that did not include any housemates. *Pfew!* So the line was set & the Amazon's hearts were settled.
Or so I thought... Rogue 1up'd Princess by recieveing a cheek plant from Song Bird as a greeting upon his arrival to the apt last night. She was the only one to request the peck. I felt the tention from Princess & Gimp before it had even happend, then satisfaction once the act was made. If you havent already noticed, I'm team Rogue! :D
Let's tally the scores, shall we?
1. Princess locks down Song Bird & plants "Rogue-hearts-Gimp" seed. Princess = 1up
2. Rogue squashed false seed & demeaned Gimp to drive the truth home. Rogue = 1up, Princess = -1
3. Song Bird announces date w/ non-roomie. Song Bird = 1up
4. Gimp wear's his heart on his sleeve & does not disprove demeaning comments. Gimp = -1
5. Rogue gets a lone cheek plant from Song Bird. Rogue = 1up
Total Tally:
Princess = 0
Rogue = 2
Song Bird = 1
Gimp = -1
Until next time...
[note: Princess, Rogue,Song Bird, and Gimp have been changed to protect their current existence]
